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CHAIN OF COMMAND ADMIRAL Leaps tall buildings with a single bound, Is more powerful than a locomotive, Is faster than a speeding bullet, Walks on water, Gives policy to God. CAPTAIN Leaps short buildings with a single bound, Is more powerful than a small train, Is just as
fast as a speeding bullet, Walks on water
if sea is calm, Talks with God. COMMANDER Leaps short buildings with a running start, Is almost as powerful as a large train, Is slower than a speeding bullet, Walks on water in indoor swimming pools, Talks with God if special form is provided. LIEUTENANT COMMANDER Barely clears little huts, Loses tugs-of-war with elephants , Can fire a speeding bullet, Swims well, Is occasionally addressed by God. LIEUTENANT, S.G. Makes high marks when trying to leap high buildings, Is run over by small trains, Can sometimes handle a gun without without inflicting self-injury, Dog paddles, Talks
to Animals. LIEUTENANT, J.G. Runs into buildings, May know what a helicopter is, Is not issued with ammunition, Can stay afloat if instructed
in life jackets, Talks to Walls. MIDSHIPMAN Falls over doorstep when trying to enter building, Says "Look at the Choo Choo", Plays in puddles, Mumbles to himself. CHIEF PETTY OFFICER Lifts buildings and walks under them, Kicks
locomotives off the track, Catches speeding bullets in his teeth, Freezes water with a single glance, HE IS GOD.
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